Zoomies, canned.®

You asked for catnip*...We delivered.

*you kept accidentally calling us Catnip.

Introducing Catnip® 
Soda for cats.

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Our Flav-purrs

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Tuna Tonic

Sparkling fish water,
but make it fancy.

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Litterbox Lemonade

Suspiciously tangy.
We won’t elaborate.

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Toe Bean Brew

Cozy sips straight from the paw-thentic source.

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Diet Salmon Spritz

Zero calories,
100% fishy.

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Zero hangovers • Maximum zoomies • Excellent for knocking things off tables

feline-fine reviews

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“She refuses to make eye contact now. 10/10.”

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“He knocked over three glasses. incredible product.”

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“He opened the fridge himself. Concerning but impressive.”

ok, ok.....just kidding.

Catnip isn’t real. But Cantrip is. And while your cat might enjoy the can… please don’t give them the contents.

You made it this far, might as well get 15% off:

CODE: CATNIP

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Important for legal sanity:

This was an April Fools joke...that continued. Cantrip products are not intended for animals. Please do not give THC beverages to pets. (No cats were harmed. Just mildly entertained.)

Bundles are excluded from the sale, as they are already heavily discounted.